New Baby

This thing happens sometimes where I misread headlines in unintentionally strange ways, resulting in them reading what Johnny Carson used to call, "Weird, weird stuff". It can take me a split-second to re-shuffle the letters and words to arrive at the correct reading but to be honest, life inside that split second is, well, for lack of a better word, really, really weird.

The headline actually said, "18 New Ways To Use Old Bay" and was linked to a fairly innocuous article that, as you can imagine, was about innovative ways to use Old Bay seasoning rather than about innovative ways to use a new baby, say, as a torture device that inflicts sleep deprivation.

The good news is, my crazy headline wasn't REAL, silly, it was all just in my HEAD!